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They're shooting.
They'll never reach us. We're up over 30 thousand feet!
The Japs don't have any planes that can go this high.
A bird?
There are no birds up here.
Maybe it's a new Jap weapon!
Esper soldier!
Can't be! That unit was...
Shake him off, fast!
Kanari kiteru Muteki no Power!
Maji de ii kanji
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Ashita e saa ikou!
Zettai Karen Children
Yeah!
Zettai Karen Children Zettai!
Zettai Karen Children
Daitan!
Fureau dake de wakaru
Kokoro no limiter
Tokihanatareta hora
Yes! Change the world!
Atsui battle Nandomo try!
Real wo tsuranuite
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Thrill ga SAIKOU!
Yuuki ga sekai no yami wo terashi hajimeru
Anata ga kureta kiseki afureru
Darenimo nitenai egao hokori ni shitara
Mirai wo ima koeyou
We can try over the future world!
Yeah!
Saidai!
Daitan!
We've received a request from the Comerican esper team
for a joint mission with BABEL.
Why don't I fill you in on the rest?
It's useless, little girl. I can use your power, too.
Until, finally, those three elephants...
Their strength exhausted, they went to heaven!
Failure!
Not only was his power extraordinary, but he's a master of esper combat!
Here! No doubt about it!
All right, we've got him! We need to act at once!
16th sense. "A Promise Is Worth Its Weight in Gold! Memories of A Distant Day..."
Now, tomorrow morning
we predict that Colonel Grisham will contact
the agent planning his defection at the dam nearby.
We received an identical report from the Precog section at HQ.
They still can't confirm who he's meeting, though.
Why... you... stupid!
The colonel can use the power of any nearby esper.
Having a lot of espers close by will give him an advantage.
So, either we restrict our numbers...
Or is it a question of variety?
I see! Just one type of esper gives him only one variety of power to use!
Even so, what type of power is suitable for capturing him?
Psychokinesis, wouldn't you say?
Exactly.
The ones to directly confront him should be Mary and Kaoru.
Hold it! My... My Naomi is a psychokinetic, too!
Ow!
Who are you calling "my"?!
Um, I am a PK too, though...
Of course we realize that.
However, your specialty, the Psychic Stun Subjection...
is able to render multiple opponents unconscious.
If the colonel uses that, he'd take us all out at once.
You're right.
Okay! Good luck on this, Kaoru and Mary!
It's just me and this little girl?!
I don't care how big her boobs are, I don't wanna work with her!
Don't say that. It's vital for this whole operation.
If she hadn't butted in this afternoon, we would've captured the colonel!
That's a lie!
If the colonel hadn't used all of your powers,
we would have caught him!
What?!
Both of you, please!
Do you know this story?
What's with the guitar?
Oh, he's doing Comerican traditional!
Do you know this story?
Once upon a time, there was an old man and an old lady...
Oh, sorry. Wrong lyrics.
Just tell it normally.
It was long ago, towards the end of the war between Japan and Comerica.
A Comerican bomber crashed in the mountains near a village.
The crew were all dead, save one survivor.
The shock of the crash had awakened his psychic powers.
Thanks to that, he was able to evade his Japanese pursuers.
But he was also badly wounded.
He was certain that his life was over.
Damn!
Is this it?
Um... It's water.
Thanks to that lone Japanese girl, he escaped from the pit of death.
She risked her life to nurse him back to health,
and he was able to safely return to Comerica!
Oh, what a moving story it is!
The girl saved the life of an enemy Comerican soldier!
Moreover, now Comerica and Japan are allies!
I think we can get along better than we have been!
I absolutely wouldn't save her, even if she was dying!
You took the words right out of my mouth!
Oh! Why won't you understand?!
Hello, this is Minamoto speaking.
Hi, it's been a while. Look, I've got a favor to ask.
Look, Boobulous, being stacked isn't that great!
When you get old, they're gonna sag SO much!
Like I'm gonna sweat that from some girl with a chest like a cutting board.
What did you call me, Lady Boobzilla?!
Kaoru! What's your problem with us?
Is there something about us that's bothering you?
The uniforms!
Your uniforms!
What's the problem with them?
Just put them on, please.
Hurry up!
Um, these are a little short!
All right, Naomi! BABEL's Number 1!
What's wrong with them?
Dunno.
NO! You wear miniskirts as your mission uniforms?!
They're not suitable for combat at all!
It's proof you're just mascots without any combat potential!
Nothing but panty-flashing girl idols!
That's not true, Mary.
Oh?
That's not true, Mary.
The one who requested miniskirts for the uniforms... was HER!
What?!
That's news to me!
Well, getting a little panty flash from you guys inspires me!
It brings out my power!
You hear that, Naomi?
If your skirt was a little shorter, it'd inspire me, too!
I'm shutting up!
What are you saying?!
You get looked at, too! You don't mind that?!
Especially with your big pedo friend around?!
Don't point at me!
That's trivial. You don't seem to know
the 3000-year-old technique of the Orient, you ignorant Comerican!
Wh-What?!
"Give an inch so you can get a mile!"
Give an inch so you can get a mile...
Samurai...
You samurai! I now understand the heart of a samurai!
Let's fight together, Cowgirl!
Yes! We are the world!
Well, looks like that's been taken care of.
Do you have a second?
I had a Comerican friend of mine check something out.
Ken apparently worked under Colonel Grisham when he was in the FBI.
I think that story he told before was about the colonel.
Ken's hiding something.
He's a high-level esper, so getting it directly will be tough,
but can you get any information from him?
All right, come to my room in two hours.
Liberty Bells!
Feel the beat!
Kinpira-gobo, gobonuki.
All personnel are in position.
Good!
Okay, go to it.
Leave it to us!
Here we go!
Wildcat and Doubleface, hold at your positions!
Roger! Yes, sir!
Master?
Um, anything I can do?
Maybe we called too many personnel out for this.
Just... stand by for now.
Okay team, pull yourselves together and commence operation!
Remoteness Clairvoyance!
Nothing will escape my clairvoyant sight!
Found him! He's lurking over there!
Are you ready, Kaoru?
Yeah! Let's go, Cowgirl!
Huh? What's wrong, Minamoto?
Um, nothing. Just be careful, okay?
Special esper, Kaoru Akashi!
Released!
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Let's go!
The colonel's using my power!
We've been noticed!
Level 7 psychokinetic, Kaoru Akashi!
And Level 6 hydrokinesis master, Mary Ford!
I've been waiting for you to come without anyone else to get in the way!
Combined with my powers, psychokinetic abilities are more than doubled!
What are you talking about, old man?!
Hmpf! You just have to fight me!
WATERPROOF BARRIER!
PSYCHIC...
SUPER HEEL KICK!
He's taking us both on at once!
He's a match for us?!
Did you forget already?!
An esper's power can evolve depending on fighting spirit!
Now what will you do?!
Um, you know the story about the little match girl?
So pitiful!
You're the ones who are pitiful.
Do you know this story?!
Again?!
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary.
Mary! The same name as me!
Poor little Mary.
She was so sad about how small her breasts were
that she asked the medical staff at NASA
to give her plastic surgery.
And now she works as an esper with incredibly huge breasts.
Seriously?! I'VE BEEN TRICKED!
That's a dirty lie! And sexual harassment, too!
DIE!
KILL YOU!
Magnificent! You're a couple of fools, but it still worked!
I didn't want to know that horrible truth!
They are REALLY worked up!
Now!
Right!
What?! What's the deal?
I thought Naomi was sitting this operation out.
I'm joining in!
Huh? But...
It's okay, Kaoru!
All of you, work together to raise the water over the dam!
The water?
Yeah. That was the colonel's real objective.
How did you?
Sorry we took so long!
Saya!
How is she?
It's okay, she's stable.
60 years ago, Colonel Grisham was saved by this woman.
Two weeks ago, when the colonel was stationed here in Japan,
he visited her and learned that she didn't have much longer to live.
Her last wish was to see her home,
now flooded under the reservoir, one last time.
He needed powerful espers to make that wish come true.
And so he figured out a way
to use Mary's hydrokinesis and Kaoru's psychokinesis!
You can see the bottom now!
But he needed a major incident to get both of you out here.
And then he got the idea of engineering his own defection
to get the Japanese and Comerican governments involved.
Then he used Ken, his former subordinate,
to confirm Kaoru's power yesterday at Aramagawa
to get ready for the real show today! Right, Ken?!
Oh, my secret's out! What'll I do?!
Thank you.
This is a terribly personal matter. I have no reason to ask for your help.
But, Colonel!
Everything we choose to do is a personal matter!
It wouldn't be any trouble for us...
It's too late.
Wh-What do you mean, Colonel?
There's another reason why I didn't come clean to you yesterday.
That came with my personal experience with you.
P-Personal experience?
Look at the ones next to you.
Wh-Why?
Why weren't you honest with us?
Because...
Telling you the truth would have weakened your powers.
Let's go, Cowgirl! Time we did this for real!
Okay, Samurai Girl!
PSYCHIC WHIRLPOOL TIDE!
WATER TORNADO!
Saya, please look!
Go! You've almost got it!
Keep it up!
This old body has to hold out!
We got more to give!
Last spurt, Colonel!
Japan...
and Comerica...
FRIENDSHIP POWER!
No doubt about it! That's the house she was born and raised in!
Wh-What's going on?
What... What on Earth?!
Is this an illusion caused by the colonel's telepathy?
Or else it's hypno power!
Is it him?!
Such memories it holds... Thank you, Mr. Grisham.
Any thanks should go to everyone who helped me.
I'm really grateful.
Saya...
Thank you so much for yesterday. I'm grateful.
Colonel, please. That isn't necessary.
Especially for erasing the evidence of my desertion.
A false report was filed that my disappearance
was due to a kidnapping by an anti-esper group.
Wasn't that BABEL's doing?
I don't know anything about that!
There's no way the chief or I wouldn't have heard about an action like that.
That would require incredibly high-level psychic powers to pull off.
Was it him, doing it for Kaoru's sake?
No, I didn't do it because I wanted the Queen's thanks.
And of course, not because I wanted the colonel to join us.
Then why did you do it?
The old man was an acquaintance of mine.
It may have been the wounds I inflicted that awakened his psychic powers.
Well, maybe I was just feeling a little nostalgic.
Go on, look at me!
Truly, the bond of love we share
is absolute!
An eternal, unchanging
absolute declaration to the world I'll shout from Everest!
L-O-V-E! Love, love Children!
L-O-V-E!
Minamoto! Let's sing a duet next!
Hey! Minamoto's singing with me next!
No, no! We're going to sing, with Minamoto's elbow pressed into my boobs!
Isn't this part of entertaining a business partner?
You don't sell women as part of it!
What about this song, Mr. Minamoto?
I'll take this one.
Don't cut in on us!
Keep this up and I'll declare use of force to ensure free competition!
Just try it, Boobulous! I'm ready for you!
I should teach you how scary a teleporter can be, sometime.
Cut it out.
W-Wait!
That stuff about white guys getting the girls in Japan is a damn lie!
I'll buy you whatever you want! Nobody's hitting on me!
Enough, already!
To you, who shoulder the burden of the future!
Swear yourselves to a friendship that crosses borders and generations!
Never hesitate to support that, Minamoto!
You know this song, don't you?
Oh God, not that song!
Grow up to be strong and gentle espers!
I sing you this song, to send those feelings to you!
Deep beneath the waters of that mighty dam,
was the home of the woman that I loved...
DATTE Daihon'mei
Yeah
Anata no mae jaa, hora
ESP mo yaku ni tatanai no
Pitagorasu de sae mo kaimei dekinai
Koi wa chie no wa
Naki sou na kao shite utsumuicha dame da yo
Egao kara kiseki wa umareru da mon
DA DA Daihon'mei
Kyun kyun!
Anata wo
Bye-bye!
Daitan futeki mono shitai
Kanari tsubireru hodo maji na no zettai!
DA DA Daihenshin
Kyun kyun!
Anata e
Hai hai!
Dainamaito na kuchidzuke wo ageru
Suki na'tte hoshii no zettai!
DATTE Daihon'mei
NEXT EPISODE
Next time, on Zettai Karen Children!
Your task is, under my direction, to steal the stuffed animals carried by The Children.
Understood, Mr. Minamoto!
Hatsune will do her best!
They won't be holding back, you three!
That's our line!
No way we'll lose to newbs like them.
Zettai Karen Children!
Episode 17: "Survival of the Fittest! We're Gonna Eat You!"
Getting Mr. Minamoto as our instructor! I'm so grateful!
Akira, isn't it time to eat yet?
Survival of the Fittest! We're Gonna Eat You! Akira, isn't it time to eat yet?
Survival of the Fittest! We're Gonna Eat You! We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Survival of the Fittest! We're Gonna Eat You!